Probably on some corpse's face, trying to get it off. Do you ever think about that? Remember that flannel shirt that you bought back in the day when you got into Pearl Jam? That is out there somewhere. What? Do you think you put it in the basket it poofs, disappear? Everything you ever use goes somewhere. Do you guys realize that? I hate people say that they don't pollute. Do you realize how much sea life is ecstatic that that man no longer walking the earth. It ends up in the ocean around some octopus's neck.
New phone can't fit the old charger, so you gots to throw it out. This is your hero? This is the guy? This is what all the silence is all about. John Lennon didn't have children in his basement, pressing those freaking albums. catch a net and get ricochet back to the window to have to put together yet another iPad. Nah, he didn't have people leaping to there deaths only to get. How the freak was that dude like any of them? Gandhi didn't have a sweatshop. Remember that? Mohammad Ali, John Lennon, this guys. How they align themselves with the greatest people of all time. Like he's Tesla, tapping in the atmosphere. Then all the nerd mecca - they are all showing their acne and their hulk shirts, limping in the arena, right? Does Steve jobs go out in a whole chorus line of scientists? Naw, he goes out there by himself - sneakers with no belt like it's no biggie. Right? Then all these people slave away to make his vision come true, and then they have the big nerd fest, right -down there in comic con. Where are going Michael - big, little, big little. Yeah, wrap your freaking head on that one guys.
I like to turn pages on the screen that aren't even there. I was reading a magazine the other day, turning pages. Here's another one I just came up with on the way to work. Steve Jobs just walking by, "I don't want to hear any thinking going on in there." He be strutting around the office, eating some pretentious fruit like a pear, right? Just throwing out ideas. Dude, my kid has a birthday like in 11 months." What year is this guy think it is? This guy is crazy. "How the freak we are going to get all of this into this? I mean. Get on it!" Right? Then these poor nameless faces scientists gotta go into the back room, and figure it out. "I want my entire music collection in that phone. What the freak did that guy do? What he do? He told other people what to invent. "He changed the world! The world was one way! And then Steve Jobs came, and it was another!" What did he do? Somebody, for the love of god.
When he died, they're like, "He changed the world." That's insane. I didn't get the big deal made about that guy. Actually nerd Jesus died last year, right? - Steve jobs.
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